Poultry Prose and Poetry...

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Here is a cistern, a vessel for holding the thoughts and imagery of all who keep and love poultry. I welcome your contributions. If a contribution is not credited, then it came from the recesses of Old Jim's mind. He alone is responsible for the mixed metaphor and murdered meter.

Ode to Mucking Boots...

Old Friends

   The morning rains, the mud, the mire
       Await to clutter my shoes,
          To soggy my soul.

    I need no Nike nor Reebok.
       For the paths I travel,
          It is a barrier I select.

    Old mucking boots, my friends,
                        Come with me and walk my roads.
                           My feet will sing thy praise!

Annette shares her thoughts...

The bonding

That mystic connection that instantly bonds two human beings...
crackling like an electric ribbon from one to the other...
can occur on some level between man and animal,
in that twinkling when all is openness and vulnerability.
Dare we say soul touches soul?
Some would; others would scoff.
But, I have experienced that magic of eye contact
with a day old Runner Duck hatchling;
the pull of a bantam chick that looks up at my voice
and finds me, the unknown in its world;
the will of the wounded cheepling bravely fighting to survive.
The moment catches off guard...but is so powerful
one can never doubt that there has been communion between species,
and life will never be the same.

annette satterfield
November 1997

Haiku to You...

Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry which is remarkable for its pointed brevity. Think in terms of three lines: five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables only.

The first and last lines may rhyme, though often the effect may be better if they don't. The poems often have some aspect of nature: season, organism, or moment. Poems may include obscure references that require some interpretation before the essence is seen. It's especially nice when there may be multiple interpretations.

The following haiku are not necessarily related...they should be able to stand alone.

Stuffed Haiku poet             The ink-carved line curves
Unspoken verse still inside     Words wash across the blank page
Quickly lift filled pen         Haiku comes alive

Upright and running             White and green ovoids
Laughter in rapid motion        Scattered around on the grass 
Runner ducks forage             The runner duck eggs

The egg is pipping              The spent feather falls
A small bill moves to and fro   Patches of skin can be seen
The world is waiting            A time of molting

Swiftly from the sky            Small black balls of fuzz
The hawk with open talons       Newly hatched button quail move
A chick is taken                Exploring their world

The sun is setting              I smile at daybreak
A time to pause and reflect     The cockrel's young voice breaks
Feed the ducks and chicks       He's learning to crow       

Whoopie Ti-Yi-Yo... let's saddle up and round up those poultry...

Home in the Yard...(To the tune of Home on the Range.)

Oh give me a coop.
Some hens in a group.
And a rooster who crows all day.
They make such a cute sound
When they scratch on the ground
And a proud cackle when their eggs they do lay.

Oh give me a lake
With some ducks and a drake
And ducklings paddling around.
I could watch them all day
As they dabble and play.
Graceful in water but not on the ground.

Oh give me a gander
Who doesn't philander
Who's faithful and true to his goose.
And each and every spring,
They'll raise a gosling.
All I can think of is their droppings are loose.

Oh the guineas are loud
As they move in a crowd
But they are so comical to see.
Their little faces are appealing
But with no brains revealing.
I love it when they all run to me.

These stanzas were inspired by Gallia, the muse of poultry.

(c) 1997 Nancy Rosenberg <nbr@tiac.net>
CapriCorners Farm in SE Massachusetts, USA

Here's another contribution by Nancy Rosenberg. It is her reflection on missing some items that she uses in taking care of her poultry. No title...just flow with the imagery.

Snow drifts softly to the ground,
	Without a sound.
Here and there making an occasional mound
	Over carelessly left objects that suddenly abound
But won't be found
	Until spring comes around.

The Limerick...

If you know limericks, you recognize the particular pattern, particular rhyme. They are fun to write and recite. Here are a few to get you started.

        * * *
Guineas are exceedingly noisy.
They can hear mine way out in Boise.
Some people abhor them
But I adore them
Even though they can be quite voicey.

                        Nancy Rosenberg
          * * *
There was a young rooster named Clyde
Who washed his fine feathers with Tide.
They sparkled and grew and he happily knew 
He was tops as he strutted with pride.
                        * * *
So the young duckling said to the drake
"What makes you so scared that you quake?"
He replied with a sneer that was brought on by fear
"I've just learned about Shake and Bake!"
 

Egghead gets his name...

I work at the Ag Farm taking care of animals and doing tours for the
kindergarten children in the city. Our incubator is on a pallet on the floor.


One morning (about 5:30 a.m. - I'm not wide awake yet) I squatted down to check on my duck eggs. When I removed the cover to the incubator AN EGG LITERALLY JUMPED AT ME! Needless to say, I fell flat on my butt in shock! Took me about 10 seconds or so to gain my composure and realize what was going on.


The poor darlin' little duckling had hatched out only his bottom - legs and tail. His body and head were still stuck inside about 2/3 of the eggshell. This little egg with feet was running around stuck. I wish I would have had a camera.

So, long before I met Eggghead on Poultry Information Exchange, I had a little duckling named Egghead. The perfect name for an egg with webbed feet. I pulled the shell off and still have it to this day.


Sharon LaVallee a.k.a. Motherducker

Peacemaker makes Peace...

I just recently bought four Turkens. One was a rooster which I did not want because I wanted to keep fighting to a minimum, but I took him so I could get the hens.

He was introduced to the flock. At first he stood on the nest boxes and
crowed for a little while, and I figured as long as he stayed up there
fighting would be no problem for a while. After 15 or 20 minutes he jumped down.

As I already had five roosters in the pen, I got into the pen just in case I needed to break up a massive battle. Another Turken rooster attacked him first, and he just took the hit and walked away. He got hit several more times, but he just took the hits and walked away.

Then the aggressive Turken rooster accidently hit the Barred Rock rooster who immediatly turned to fight. My newest Turken rooster walked in between them, stood there, and took all the hits until they broke up the fight.

From that day and forever more I call that rooster "Peacemaker".

David Maledy

 

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James D. Satterfield Canton GA USA jsatt@gsu.edu